April Fools'
Many student newspapers publish April Fools' Day editions, and administrators never know quite what to expect. Here's some news from the just-released edition of Brackety Ack at Roanoke College (Va.):
· RC requires all students to live on Campus—Appalachian Village is made of tepee housing.
· The new mascot will be a lemming.
· Profile about squirrels educating students.
· Sarah Palin to speak at commencement!
· The basketball coach has resigned to join the Peace Corps.
· The Commons Dining Hall institutes utensil-free Fridays to further the green effort.
· Semester Abroad expands to a semester on the Moon.
· RC Athletics are moving to Div. 1 AND adding croquet to varsity sports.
· Faculty compete in lip synch to raise money for the endowment.
· Interviews with “Hannah Montana” and “Heath Ledger”.
How did your campus paper do this year?
Sorry, these were all kinda lame.
Posted by: Twin XL | June 06, 2009 at 03:41 PM